3 POWs were caught by the Germans in a war. They were told that they will be shot at while they ran 100 meters. If they survived after that they would then be set free. So, the 3, a British, a Japanese & a Singaporean, lined up at the start.
Bang!They started to ran like they never did before.

At the 80 meter mark, the British was shot down. Before he went down, he patriotically shouted, 'Long live the Queen' and died.

At 90 meters, the Japanese was shot. Before he went down, he shouted, 'Banzai' and died.

Now the Singaporean was at 93m, 95m, 98m, 99m... ... Bang! He, too, was shot down. Before he died, he shouted, 'KAYU LAH!!' One meter also no discount!'

The top six reasons computers must be female:

6. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner.
5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
2. The message "Bad Command or File Name" is about as informative as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE: As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.

8th Message:
Andrew, ah.. I sense that when this happen we are not saying next week next year possibly soon ..no. That when it happen, and seeming calamitydoes seem to hit.. there will be a tendency within you to become concerned, little frightened even wondering what is happening might thing fallen apart around me. The Holy Spirit will bring back this word of encouragement to you so that you noe that it has been declared before hand there is going to be a source of strength and part of that anchoring on Jesus to hold on to. that is the other side.. so do not fear wat you can see with your natural eyes.

9th message:
Wat come out of this process is going to be far better but the previous need to be set aside.

(encouragement from the Prophets..)
You don work towards that you let Him do that, don push it..
(behind the prophecies i can hear the other prophets agreeing affirming..)

5th Message:
Around you, the bible says that there will be a time when man heart will fail them but becos of fear. The Lord says to you Let not your heart be trouble. Let it not be distressbecos there is season that you are going be the one, that He will use you as a lifeline to pull everyone back they would wobble and almost feel desolate and afraid that You are and God is going to give you the strength for you to throw out the lifeline and pull them back to safety.

(Background hearing them praying for me..

6th Message:
Wat is going to look like setback are actually going to be God's tremendous opportunity and i mean there are thing that get really to happen in your life, in your church in your ministry above and beyond wat you are imagining right now things that are going to Explode in a massive way and is going to look like calamity but the very thing that look like calamity just like Joseph.. looks like setback, look like bondage was actually God's plan for the salvation of many.

7th message:
In the reality is coming, becos of the fact that the Lord cannot use the wine skin of the past. Just sense that He want you to know that He is giving you new wine skin. For wat is going to occur that the wine skin of the past is not going to work and so the calamity is really setting aside of previous wine skin becos the new wine skin are more flexible and more open and able to receive and are poured altogther. That's the thing the wisdom that the Lord is giving to you becos you are going to understand the new wine skin...

somemore....

Prophecies
1st Message: ( A prophetess )
Oh Andrew, I am so reminded of your name sake, reminded of your name Andrew one of Jesus disciples. And Andrew is the one who will sought others. I believe the Lord is releasing deep, the depth of you, a hunger and desire and the ability to reach out and share with every word that comes out from your mouth the great testimony of your life. You will be sharing the gospel and you will be reaching and you will be winning and you be the one that will bring others to Jesus.

Yes, you will be an introducer. You will be the one who bring them in and introduce them to the Lord Jesus Christ. The Lord is going to bring other along to water that seed, to water that which is planted but is calling you really be wanting both to seek and save just as Jesus did. To seek and bring to salvation those that are still Lost.
(thank you Lord.. the anointing)

2nd Message
hallelujah.. The Lord says.. son my word says that Behold every that can be shaken will be shaken. And there is a shaking coming, that is going to come around you, and you are going to see a tremendous shaking happening. And God says My Kingdom is unshakeable. I have put my Kingdom within you and you are going to be able to stand in the midst of shaking. Great shaking that is about to happen in and around all you that you have to..you are going to see the amount of devastation and tremendous amount of calamaty as it were. But Don't fear, do not fear saith the Lord because I have put my kingdom inside of you. You are going to stand because you are the one that are going to stand in the midst of the shaking and shaking comes God is going to use you as an anchor, many are going to stand with you becos you are standing and you r gonna be a ministry of example becos as you are stedfast in my Kingdom saith the Lord. Stand firm even in my strength. You are going to be a salvation of many becos in the midst of the shaking, Behold i have planned for a harvest and is my plan and is my purpose even though it will seems like the plan of man and the onslaught of the enemy yet my plan is to bring in a harvest saith the Lord. And you are the strategic person you are going to stand in the midst of the shaking. You are going to realise that is easy thing becos you are standing in my strength saith the Lord... ( a lady prophet agree in the background says.. Ya, he is not going to be knock off..just like the tidal waves hit you are going to stand.

3rd Message:
And Andrew i am really sensing the Lord is putting in you an encourager's heart that ah..as Jamerson mentioned in the midst of what is going on there is going to be sense of quiet strength and encouragement and there going to be many going to be drawn to you. Becos you are going to encourage them and i believe that in the midst of this .. there is a pretty good possibility that the Lord is going to give you words He is going to be speaking to you to give you clarity what is going on that actually is going to function some kind of prophetic role in the lives of other people. Becos of the fact is going to be such an encouragement this thing that i mentioned about the purpose .. 1st corinthians purpose of prophecies .. is going to flow thru your life so that is not necessary just the word.. is going to be thing that really flow thru yr life. The Lord is going to increasing in you the Word of Wisdom. Particularly the word of wisdom. and so He is wanting you to listen to work on the ability to hear from the Spirit and speak into the situation becos there is going to be a great sense that the word He gives you is going to be comfort and consolation to the people around you. There are going to young people that are going to be drawn unto you and young leaders that are going to be drawn unto you becos of the quiet confident that God is placing in your heart. This is a very very important role it's the Barnabas role but is also the role of a quiet leader and leadership is going to increase in your heart and life in the midst of this. You will be getting this . This is going to be drawn from the Lord and you are not going to get it becos of the fact that you noe what to do or the book teaches you wat to do but the Lord is going to give you confident and is going to come from the time you spend with Him and so is going to be very very vital that you have the time with Him and time with His word becos much of what you going to be able to share is going to come out of the word in the way of specific word of wisdom, comfort and encouragement. And the Lord is going to solidify the Church in the midst of wat is going on. He is going to build the church He is going to encourage the Church but is going to come becos of the fact that He is going to do a great work and a wonderful work in your own heart.

4th Message:
I seen a picture Andrew of a tree. A very big tree that is losing its leaves and you are standing in the middle of that tree in the field. He is raising up AN Army, God is raising up an Army of Young people and you are at the head of that ARMY, almost like the Gideon's Army, that He is bringing forth, and young people will be coming round about you. He will send you those who will come and hold your arm up and to bring you thru this, keep you standing stedfast as that trunk of that tree as you are rooted into. The great trunk into the very root as you are rooted into the root of that treee. You are the branch and the trunk is Jesus. YOu just keep your eyes on Him and as the leave fall round about you, don look at the leaves falling becos when leaves fall springtime does come and the leaves will bloom again and come out of that dead branch. You are an encourager.

I want to share with you the prophecies i received from the Lord in Airport Vineyard Fellowship Church, Toronto Canada in 1997. A group of prophets of God gathered to prophesy over His servants.

I will try and write it out.. so be patient as i try to listen and write in down. It is in cassette tape form.

4 prophets prophesy over me... wow as i listen again goose pump coming over my body..